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Hostage situation

You see how they're holding the contents of my mind hostage in exchange for good behavior? See it?
Hym "Hahaha! Get it? Norville and Gigi? Right? Cus he's a son-husband who loves at home with his mom! Hahahahahahaha! But that has nothing to do with the hostage situation."
by Hym Iam February 21, 2023
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costanza situation

any type of pain caused by carrying around unwieldly purses or wallets. In particular, references the pain that happens when your hips are not properly aligned due to an unusually stuffed to capacity wallet.
I think I've got a Costanza situation doc. My lower back hurts from sitting on this huge wallet.
by chuckycheesehead February 10, 2012
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situational douchebaggery

when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.

only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.

an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
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Euphoria Situation

In terms of the HBO show 'Euphoria': typically regarding Zendaya's character Rue and her drug addiction. An euphoria situation is used to describe an interaction with a drug addict; typically someone you know, and how imprudent it is to your life and theirs. The term is not used to describe someone or a situation in a hurtful or derogatory way.
You: John asked me for $75 to buy "groceries" and he'll pay me back on Saturday.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
by DriftyRug February 7, 2022
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situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
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Sticky Situation

A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.

(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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Gaddafi situation

A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.

It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
by Gaddafi July 4, 2011
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