When my employer incorrectly calculated my check.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
I became ratchet which in fact was a state of being situational ratchet.
by CookE March 1, 2015
Get the Situational Ratchet mug.when someone surpasses the levels of jerk and asshole but does not always exhibit the behavior associated with being a douchebag.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
only in certain instances does the person engage in behavior that would label him/her a douchebag.
an avoidable event that results in douchebag behavior.
I was fucking an Oompa Loompa?
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
Okay I'm not saying you're a douchebag - but that is not only bullshit - it's situational douchebaggery
by snarfsnarfliono October 14, 2010
Get the situational douchebaggery mug.A badass woman who conquers every situation set in front of her (Lord knows there’s many and endless) with grace and integrity and rather than explain herself to Tom, Dick and Harry, she labels herself a “Situation Sally” whilst handling business.
by Captain Sally January 18, 2022
Get the Situation Sally mug.In terms of the HBO show 'Euphoria': typically regarding Zendaya's character Rue and her drug addiction. An euphoria situation is used to describe an interaction with a drug addict; typically someone you know, and how imprudent it is to your life and theirs. The term is not used to describe someone or a situation in a hurtful or derogatory way.
You: John asked me for $75 to buy "groceries" and he'll pay me back on Saturday.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
Dave: Didn't John just get out of rehab?
You: Yeah
Dave: I bet he doesn't have a job yet. How is he gonna pay you back?
You: Honestly, I don't even know.
Dave: Tbh, it sound like a 'Euphoria situation' to me.
by DriftyRug February 7, 2022
Get the Euphoria Situation mug.When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
Get the situational autism mug.A situation where if a particular subject or person is not removed will result in a unstable and un-easy future.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
It's used as a metaphor to describe in a pretence of the near future or a particular event that happened.
John do you remember last night we avoided that Gaddafi situation with that drunk girl last night, glad we bailed before we got the taxi
by Gaddafi July 4, 2011
Get the Gaddafi situation mug.A sticky situation occurs when you have sperm on your hand and have no way of getting rid of it.
(And no you can not eat it)
(And no you can not eat it)
"I was jerking off and then nutted. But then I realized I didn't have anything to wipe this on. I got my self in a sticky situation and couldn't get out."
by Vanilla Water April 20, 2018
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