Skunked

To be severely drunk

That guy is severely skunked right now

by olasdagaert January 22, 2024

skunked

When you get sprayed by a skunk.

"The reason I smell so bad is because I got skunked."

by SomeCaliGirl April 2, 2024

skunked

to get high, usually from smoking weed; being intoxicated or stoned

"Dude let's get skunked."
"I'm so fucking skunked right now."

by Juizys March 5, 2026

Spunked up

To pop shit to the mask

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self

by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025

Spunked up

To pop shit to the mask

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self

by Yasmellmepppp April 30, 2025

Pencil Shanked

Being "pencil shanked" is when a sharpened pencil is in your front pocket, point up, and you bend over. The sharp pencil stabs you in the stomach and leaves a small grey mark where the graphite entered the skin.

You can be "pencil shanked" by someone as well. They just stab you with a sharpened pencil. That is all.

"Pencil shanking" is a common problem in schools. Others affected include writers, artists, the intelligent, geeks, nerds, teachers, businessmen and women, parents, and prisoners, although anyone with pockets or enemies can be "pencil shanked."

Steve: "F*CK!"

Bob: "I just saw you bend over, what happened?!"

Steve: "My writing implement was in my pocket when I leaned over! I just pencil shanked myself!"

by thefuglyfuckling April 19, 2014

Fart shanked

When you're in a restroom taking a piss and the person next to you farts without regards.

"What's that?" I asked to the guy next to me at the urinal... I thought he said something...??.. oh, now I know...... he just fart shanked me...Burritos?..chili? Hmmmm pickled eggs? ..Mardi grace?....or something like that.

by Petesbeeps August 24, 2017