shottie

Another term for a gun

Person A: Yo! You got your shottie so we can have an airsoft war

Person B: You know it! Bring it on!

by xxIceGhostxx April 11, 2008

shotie

A shotgun, usually used in cs

wow, nice shotie kill

by Spade March 20, 2003

Shorties Watchin' Shorties

(N.) The Worst Abomination of Bad Comics & Animation ever. Starring a filthy-ass fucking Infant and a fat fuck of a newborn. It sucks Diaper-Ass.

author gogeta loves "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central.

by G-Union 2 November 10, 2004

shottie

a way to stake a claim on a guy. by calling out "shottie!" you must then molest them and or sex them up in order for them to count as your shottie. there is "shottie" and then the SHOTTIE "shottie" if you touch my man i will whip your ass bitch ..only men can be shottied.

-"shottie!"
-"aww mann damn that man's fiiine, luckyy bitch."

by SRSS August 7, 2006

Shorted

When a Man walks into a restroom to find that the only urinal available is the short one.

When out at the bar it comes time to take a piss. When you go to the can you find out everyone else had the same idea as you and the short urinal is the only available. You've been Shorted.

by cityofvoltz December 28, 2010

Shorting

Using a condom to only cover the tip of the penis, leaving the foreskin exposed. This is done to enhance pleasure for the male, by exposing the bundle of nerves where the foreskin attaches to the penis head. This provides the sensation of skin on skin, but allows the condom to function by catching the sperm. This does not protect against STDs and is not an approved use of a condom, but is used by many married couples who are unable to use other birth control methods and enjoy the skin on skin contact.

When I was shorting the condom, it felt like I wasn't wearnig one at all!

by Damin_216 August 24, 2009

Shotties

A corruption of the "shotgun" claim. Shotties is used to call first go, smoke, drink, ride, whatever, on anything.

"I shotties first draw"

by Shotties September 23, 2005