Shev (n) - one who spills food upon themselves.
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
(v) the act of spilling food on yourself, resulting in a likely trip to the dry cleaners, or into the purchase of emergency stain removers.
(began at a shipping company when one employee was seen to repeatedly spill food upon himself during lunch, in meetings where food was provided, and during pot lucks. Was spread to other parts of the United States of America as employees transferred to other locations, or traveled to other hubs on business.)
Dude, you just sheved. Here is a stain removing wipe to get the green chili off of your tie.
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
Honey, everytime you make this soup I end up pulling a shev.
Dangit! That joke made me shev!
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(Opening a door, lending one's coat, lighting another's cigarette.)
(Opening a door, lending one's coat, lighting another's cigarette.)
Cindy opens the door for Rick to the Henhouse Pub.
RICK: Thanks, Cindy, you shouldn't have.
CINDY: (no response, looks to Rick and bows her head)
RICK: Uh, so I guess chivalry is dead.
CINDY: Yeah it's called Shevalry now. But you can be a kind gentleman and buy me a Vodka Soda.
RICK: Thanks, Cindy, you shouldn't have.
CINDY: (no response, looks to Rick and bows her head)
RICK: Uh, so I guess chivalry is dead.
CINDY: Yeah it's called Shevalry now. But you can be a kind gentleman and buy me a Vodka Soda.
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