Emily Shaw Agnes

A very attractive glamour model from England with perky 34E breasts, toned belly, perfect innie pussy and a gorgeous face. A perfection

-Dude, I googled Emily Shaw Agnes and ejaculated very hard last night. It was amazing
-She is sexy. I still have a Playboy magazine with her, wanna see it?
-Sure!

by nssn July 30, 2024

Shaw

Slang for "sure".

She 'shaw' is slow.
Fa 'shaw' (sure is)
'Shaw' nuff (sure enough)

by aPlitt May 10, 2022

Harry Shaw (shawzie)

A Harry Shaw, aka shawzie, is easily identified by his mammoth head structure and terrible jokes. A Harry Shaw will usually be attracted to undeniably grotesque specimen, this is because they suit him very well (he is an ugly fucker) and they usually have a beer belly just like him!! No one likes a Harry Shaw!!

A Harry Shaw’s most common attack is calling a fellow male a ‘virgin’ despite shagging 2/10s

Fun Fact : Harry Shaw has the same body count as he does driving test failures

Young Child : “Mommy why has that boy got a fat head and belly?”

Milf: “Must be a Harry Shaw (shawzie), bet he has smegma”

Trav: “Needs his jaw spinning that cunt”

by wesleypilgrim August 7, 2023

scumbag shaw

When a teacher or professor waits until after the last day of school to post a bad grade.

Joey: "Mr. Thompson waited until June 13th to post the grade for my midterm. Took my final grade in the class down from a B to a C."

Steve: "Couldn't you ask for a redo or extra credit or something?"

Joey: "Not a chance. School had already been out for a week."

Steve: "Damn. Looks like you got scumbag shawed."

by losercollegekid April 4, 2019

Luke Shaw

the best left back to play football

"whos the best defender in manchester"

"obviously luke shaw"

by borglove November 26, 2022

Toby Shaw

Toby Shaw is a big black man that loves flat Stan he bum raped him and then somehow nigga

Toby Shaw is gay

by Penis in ya bum November 22, 2021

Byron Shaw

He is a teenager in lots of pain because of all the stupid mistakes he has made and never intends to hurt anyone with them. He is a very caring and loving boyfriend and doesn't care about what people think about his life . Byron Shaw is very athletic and has very few friends but the few he has are always there for him. Byron shaw appreciates the little things in life and always puts others first. Even when he's at his lowest.

Tom- "Byron shaw is so weird"
Billy - "Byron shaw doesn't care what h think he only cares about how to fix his problems and others lives"

by Byron Shaw November 22, 2021