Pennsylvanian Upside down Pencil Sharpener

The act of putting a naked woman in a groundhog hole where her ass is out and you use it to sharpen your pencil dick and pour motor oil over back while riding a Wildebeest and it’s only legal if done in Philadelphia honoring the founding fathers

I tried to do the Pennsylvanian Upside Down Pencil Sharpener

by Sax_killa54 January 21, 2023

Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

when one attaches razors to a fleshlight and proceeds to use it

Dude i’m bleeding a lot from that Ethiopian Pencil Sharpener

by awesomebagel87 February 6, 2025

Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener

The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.

"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."

by BangalangMan February 12, 2025

Croydon Pencil Sharpener

The act of a woman using her teeth to carve a man’s penis.

Girl Ever heard of a Croydon Pencil Sharpener babe?
Boy Nope, show me!
Boy OUCH! FUCK!

by kats067 March 11, 2026