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Serbian Grip

A grip used by Jerk Mate professionals during practise. This method has since been banned by the international Jerkmate organisation due to the unfair advantage it provides for decreased penile stimulation. Importantly, this technique has only been banned in the edging subcategory of the game. To perform this technique, one must wrap their hands around their shaft with alternating fingers going on top and under the shaft. An important element of this technique is that one must have a finger inserted into their anus.
Jacob reached copper gooner yesterday on Jerkmate ranked using the Serbian Grip.
by Bread Butterer February 3, 2025
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum/ Testicles To the point they Ejaculate.
Hey Karen!

Yes?

I'm gonna Serbian Ballsack Clench!

I didn't need to know that Jerome.
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise
Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.
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Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank
“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”
by MrBunBuns1496 April 28, 2025
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Serbian electrode

It involves 3, sometimes 4 people depending on how experienced you are. One male stands in front of a power outlet with his pants down, and an unfolded paperclip halfway up his penis hole. Then the male sticks his fist up a skinny persons anus (the negative) and his other fist up a fat persons anus (the positive. Either with help from a 4th person or by your self. Stick the other end of the unfolded paper clip into the power outlet. If done correctly, the positive and the negative may nut/squirt simultaneously.
Person 1: “yo, you wanna go make a Serbian electrode?”
Person 2: “yeah bro, that’d be sick. But we need one other person to be the positive”
by TheRealLukiePookie May 4, 2025
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Serbian Shitfaced

Spending your entire Canadian Emergency Response Benefit on alcohol.
Michael got Serbian Shitfaced last weekend.”
by eagledonor July 2, 2023
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Serbian lapdance

When a serbian man with a moustache invite you to sit on his lamp and then gently starts rocking you up and down
My leg where shaking after the Serbian lapdance
by Serbianfanboy July 21, 2023
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