Samara

A pretty girl with curly black hair, and questionable mental stability. She has the ability to teleport and smack people with her impressive breats. She is unable to walk, she can only dance. She can't talk, either - only sing.

Obsessions include the book, The Little Prince, little girl bows, ridiculous music, bright and bold colors, and horses.

She also has an axe in her room.

She loves revenge. She is as dangerous as she is beautiful.

She often doesn't make sense when she talks.

Sometimes she talks to teapots.

Something Samara might say:

"If everyone in the world was like me, they would be like, 'Oh I'm so sad! I'm so happy! I'm depressed! I'm going to kill myself! I'm going to eat this lion-puppy...' wait what?"

by not samara October 14, 2008

separation of church and state

the best thing ever! (next wining money or having sex you get the idea)

dont fuck with the separation of church and state

by pseudonym May 13, 2005

Separator

A person who separates you from your money.
Usually a con(fidence) man or other slickster.

I thought she loved me, but she was just a separator. Now she's gone and so is half of my 401K.

by I made the man April 13, 2019

separation of church and state

For all of you conservatives who still use that lame argument that the exact phrase "separation of church and state" must be present in the Constitution in order for the principle in and of itself to exist, I guess at the same token we don't have the "right to a fair trial." Neither do we have the "right to free speech." Oh, and forget about the "right to warranted search and seizures." That said, it simpy DOESN’T MATTER if the EXACT phrase “separation of church and state” appears in the Constitution or not. Separation of church and state is IMPLIED -- and one doesn’t even have to look in the First Amendment for it (I’m not even addressing precedent either here, i.e. Lemon vs. Kurtzman).
Please refer to Article VI, Section III of the unamended Constitution: “but no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.” Joseph Story comments:

“The remaining part of the clause declares, that 'no religious test shall ever be required, as a qualification to any office or public trust, under the United States.' This clause is not introduced merely for the purpose of satisfying the scruples of many respectable persons, who feel an invincible repugnance to any test or affirmation. It had a higher object: to cut off forever every pretence of any alliance between church and state in the national government. The framers of the constitution were fully sensible of the dangers from this source, marked out in history of other ages and countries; and not wholly unknown to our own. They knew, that bigotry was unceasingly vigilant in its own stratagems, to secure to itself an exclusive ascendancy over the human mind; and that intolerance was ever ready to arm itself with all the terrors of civil power to exterminate those, who doubted its dogmas, or resisted its infallibility.”

From: COMMENTARIES ON THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES, by Supreme Court Justice Joseph Story, Vol III, (1833)
pg 705)

by zyx September 16, 2005

Semra

Short, annoying, and sassy Italian who wears 2 scrunchies and dares people to lick markers. She get's high easily and has an addiction to saying "like" and "literally" in every sentence.

Me: "That's kinda dumb"
Semra: "You are like, literally so rude"

by 349136499349136499349136499 November 19, 2019

separate the sheep from the goats

(v.) To divide the workers into two categories- those who want to work, and those who don't. Similar expressions include separate the men from the boys, separate the men from the mice.

I'll need some good workers, and some bad workers. Can you separate the sheep from the goats for me? The sheep will serve as a distraction to our competitors while we get down to business.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 5, 2004

samara

Malevolent spirit in the form of a little girl with black hair hanging over her head. Samara comes for you after 7 days once you watch a cursed video. You proceed to die from terror. Note that the named little girl is connected with a well which she died in where the name for the film the ring comes from; the circle of light at the top of a well when it is closed or from the phone call you get after you watch the video. All this is from the movie the Ring which is based on a book by koji suzuki. Samara is mocked in the movie Scary movie 3.

Girl watches video.
Phone rings
"You will die in 7 days" in raspy voice, line goes dead.
Girl is scared but takes little notice.
In 7 days, Samara crawls out of her well on the tv and comes for the said girl. Samara crawls across the floor and we get to see her eye. The girl's face is distorted when she dies in a grotesque manner.

Newspaper headline: Teenage Girl Found Dead, Cause is Unknown

by Rachel WD June 26, 2006