Totum Scrotum

A totum pole made up of various scrotum from differing animals that is often shoved in an asshole making a menacing gaping asshole.

Who needs a example when you got a Totum Scrotum.

by jhartley78 October 11, 2013

Scrotum hop

The act of stretching your nutsack out and hopping your penis on it .

Dude I totally did the scrotum hop as a way to shake when I pee'd yesterday.

by Gator91316 January 11, 2012

Scrotum Poncho

When a large mexican man (preferably in the 300 - 400lbs range) lays his scrotum on a womans face.

"Hey Im looking for a poncho"
"I know what you really need, A Scrotum Poncho"

by JackMofoToporek October 17, 2011

scrotum syrup

The luscious, sticky, yet pure substance excreted from the scrotum when a male gets excited or agitated

Hey John, did you watch the new All Hail King Julien episode? I produced so much scrotum syrup when Mort sang the Feet song.

Hey Shelly, I have some extra scrotum syrup in my bag if you want some to put on your pancakes.

by Pseudo42069 October 20, 2021

scrotum tits

these are produced after a male beaing has had a hernia in the scrotal region. the muscles contract creating an odd pointed shape with two bright red dots on each testicle.

"Yo! shit! i got some fuckin scrotum tits, dog!"
"My bitch won't fuck me, because my scrotum tits is nasty, b"
"My scrotum tits is itchy, dog"
"When i rub my scrotum tit nipples, my weanie smells like mayonaise"

by am h December 18, 2005

scrotum troll

one who has an insatiable appetite for the taste of scrotum.

Bish! You're such a scrotum troll! All you do is gobble every scrotum you can. You're appetite is forced you to live under bridges and scavenge for scrotes!

by J3D1 April 24, 2009

scrotum neck

Scrotum neck is a roundabout way of calling someone a dickhead.

That customer with the BMW is a real cheap scrotum neck bastard

by Jackball April 29, 2005