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Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.
"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"
by HonestTom October 25, 2009
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Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission
the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed
by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011
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Scorpion King

Scorpion King is a gay person who likes to lick boys balls. He is a twat who likes eating dumplings. He fills them up in his mouth so he can spit them at boys.
Johnny: are you a scorpion king

Dave: screw you jackass
by Gayfaggut89 June 22, 2018
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Lady Scorpion

Jerry is a person of justice, righteousness, and liberty.
What does Scorpion mean? A venomous, evil animal that hunts and kills prey alive.
do you want a wicked, evil SCORPION killing you?
or do you want the package, the Jerry, the justice, the liberty, and the PEACE.
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE
Lady Scorpion is not.
by JERRYISTHETOTALPACKAGE January 25, 2022
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Scorpion c-ops

One of the OG c-ops players.
Scorpion started raiding servers and hacking in the game late 2020. Most people know him as the “Discord Roadman” due to him being known for beefing the community.
by David160 October 30, 2021
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golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.
by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017
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Eat a Scorpion

A slang term for death by suicide by hanging. Usually reserved for enemies whom you literally despise and wish the most horrible death upon. A favored clintonian tactic used by the witness removal program.
AB: Clinton’s goons will make your life a living hell. Especially if you have information that will lead to the death of Hillary clinton.

Goon: go eat a scorpion

AB: *Dead*
by WitnessRemovalProgram June 15, 2018
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