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Scomit

The act of screaming as you vomit. Often done after extensive drinking or from screaming, singing, or talking loudly for extended periods of time.
Dude, I felt so sick last night that I scomited into the sink.


I was at this show and the lead singer scomited all over this emo kid.
by MythSting April 18, 2009
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scimboltron

One who is very opinionated but always of the wrong opinion. The words origin is unclear but it began to appear in street talk in early 2010 and rapidly spread.
Louis Walsh is a scimboltron, isn't he Stephanie?
by FrogFaceJones January 2, 2010
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Scomma bear

One who don't care to fight; big as a bear; son of a bitch; rather fight then eat
That scomma bear is crazy
by carriekid1 September 3, 2010
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scober

A word used in Enniskillen to describe a junkie or sesh head.
"Yon bai is an awful scober so he is"
"Scober head is quarely lit thanite hai"
by Yer oul doll June 17, 2018
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Scobbles

Noun referring to sweet or savoury junk food such as hard boiled sweets, jellies, chocolate, crisps, biscuits, cake etc.
''Mon biys we go Tesco for a load of scobbles''
by Murph Moloney December 16, 2017
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ScoMoke

The horribly thick cloud of smoke that hangs over Sydney and much of Australia's eastern seaboard throughout summer, starting in 2019 and continuing for every lengthening fire season from now on.

The name derives from the dip-shit prime minister, Scott "ScoMo" Morrison, who once took a lump of coal into parliament and claimed, "This is coal. It won't hurt you" despite mountains of science showing that burning fossil fuels like coal was killing the planet and chocking its citizens.
"Don't go outside today kids, the ScoMoke is thick as shit – like the prime minister. Stay inside and watch the cricket."
by billybobboy December 6, 2019
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Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.
I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.
by GaLizZy January 5, 2020
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