sandpaper sailor

the act of making sweet, consentual love to a woman's scratchy armpit and ejaculating therein

Man: "Did u see that chick dude? I would sandpaper sailor her like there's no tomorrow, I don't care how pregnant she is."
Dude: "Here's to all those poor, unfortunate seamen."

by tokillamexican October 2, 2011

Sandipto

A good boy from India

Sandipto Baidya

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

Sandpaper Swing

The humping of Dry Vagina.
Usually associated with Grandma's.
Can also be know as rubbing fronts.

Me: Dude that was my grandma.

Buddy: Yeah I know. I did her.

Me: That's disgusting.

Buddy: You're telling me she was a Sandpaper swing.

by gilfiemcgilfgilf September 24, 2007

sandope

a clown/ magician who is a midget.

or a weird short person

Hey, did you hear on the announcements at school that the Sandope is back in town.

by FreakBoi July 31, 2016

Turkish Sandplow

When a man is having sex with a woman and she says "no please stop. I'm too dry." and the man says "no, I'm getting my nut off anyways!"

I gave that bitch the Turkish Sandplow!

by TheTrailer May 25, 2009

Sundip Kaur

Phil's big side kick... with good abillities...!!

Sundip is a pornstar.... woo

by Moonwalker March 17, 2003

sandpit

A workplace in which there is often conflict; in which many of the occupants are incompetant and do little but raise the ire of other workers (i.e. kids in a sandpit who just piss the other kids off).

The offending workers are typically one/multiples of glorywhore, dumb cunt, fucking retard and old pickle

G: God damn Wayne is a fucking retard, look what he fucked up this time (points anywhere)

J: Christ, I was about to show you this (point at something else) that he also fucked up; he sure is a dumb cunt

G: Fucking oath, has he actually done anything?

J: Not that I've seen, but he's such a fucking glorywhore, you know he told (boss) that 'we' fixed this (points); that was fucking me!

(J's phone rings, he leaves)

G: God damn Splendour was awesome, now I'm back in the fucking sandpit

by mr gilly August 7, 2007