sammed

to be fooled into thinking a girl is hot through a picture she sends while in real life she is actually quite unfortunate.
i saw that bitch today who sent me a hot pic last night..not good.

bra you got sammed!! yadigg?
by omghahalol May 17, 2009
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Sam

The best thing that has ever happend to me x3 would be nothing without him and no one has ever made me more happy <3 Totally gorgeous super fit sexy boy who is an amazing boyfriend treats you better than anyone else is always there for you but isn't anything like any other guy x You will never meet another guy like him, he is one of a kind and you would be lucky to have a guy like him <3 I love him more than anything <3
Keith the tortoise is awesome wouldn't you agree Sam?
by AliceMaria November 05, 2012
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Sam is a cute guy with a big heart
He's such a sam!
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Sam is an abbreviation for the comman names "Samuel" and "Samantha". You can infer by the name Sam, that the user of the name is either lazy, and doesn't want to spell out his/her name, or so not like their current name and believe that "Sam" is slightly better. When broken down, if Sam is used for
Samantha, you could assume that Sam could be tom-boyish. When used as a male refference, you would commonly refer to him as a skater boy.
by bsdugslgvldx August 15, 2007
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a person who has an incredible desire for pie and the last unicorn.
"wanna watch last unicorn and eat pie?"
"haha your such a Sam"
by memonlou h January 04, 2013
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Silly Asian Mother - Asian mothers who stress more about their children's schoolwork than their kids do, are super strict and hold uber conservative views on such diverse issues as dress code, music, dating, and how to save money.
Asian Girl #1: Maaan, my mom jus argued w/ the store manager for 30 min just so she could return a shirt that costs $10

Asian Girl #2: My mom's like that too, our moms are such SAMs
by only4given February 04, 2010
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A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.
God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.
by RjfWells January 16, 2012
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