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Angry swallow

When a girl is adamant that she doesn't swallow but you blow your load in her mouth, pinch her nose and seal her mouth til it's gone anyway.
Not only will she be pretty pissed off at what has just slipped down her throat, her arms will undoubtedly be flapping about like an angry bird fighting its way out of a cat's jaws!
A vet described an angry swallow as the sexual equivalent of getting cats and dogs to take tablets, only without putting your dick in their mouth first.

The more of a princess she is the more potential for an angry swallow.
by In_your_endo February 1, 2021
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texas swallow

when you pull your dick out of a gun holster and cum in someones mouth and they swallow
he watched too many John Wayne movies and made his girl try the texas swallow
by strikethepieta February 25, 2021
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A European Swallow

A type of bird that migrates, weighs 5 ounces, and CANNOT carry a one-pound coconut.
These birds are very different than African swallows, which are bigger, and most likely COULD carry a one-pound coconut. But African Swallows do not migrate, so they wouldn't carry one if they tried.
"How far can a swallow fly?"
"Well which one, a European Swallow or an African Swallow?"
by Namonya March 5, 2021
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dutchman's swallow

A smoking trick which involves placing the lit end of a cigarette in your mouth and taking a drag without burning your mouth.
that bum outside the bar just did the dutchman's swallow for a toonie!
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swallow battery

The act of consuming a battery in order to take one's life
Cj decided to commit swallow battery after being left by his girlfreind
by Green Tea Citrus October 22, 2018
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swamp swallow

The term used to describe a male ice addict , the female version being .... Puddle duck .
" look out ladies ...put the pips away . Here comes that bloody swamp swallow again ! "
by Queen Akasha 666 October 11, 2022
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Septic Swallow

When a guy is sitting on the toilet, taking a dump, and you're sucking him off and swallowing his cum.
I was giving him a septic swallow, and his shit sprayed all over my face!
by WhipPoorWill12 July 13, 2019
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