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The Rod Stewart

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.
I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.
by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015
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Rhys Stewart

Somebody who sweats fortnite and streams for his 2 viewers on Twitch. Pussy boy who wouldn't dare talk down to someone. Finna get his ass beat soon. He also taxes his dads credit card and spends 300 quid on rainbow six siege and destiny 2
OMG Rhys Stewart is such a mong
by ItsYaBoi99 November 27, 2019
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Glenn Stewart

Glenn Stewart is a Peter-Puffer. He lives to puff peters and likes it in the ass very hard.
by Deep diver April 11, 2019
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Cadie Stewart

Perfect is the only word to describe her. She’s just perfect
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Cadie Stewart

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sophie stewart

a girl from christian outreach collage brisbane. she is one of the hottest chick in the school.
also known as. sophinator. has a cute noes
"dayymmmee!! she's fine", "uh its sophie stewart"
by stewiegriff November 7, 2007
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rod stewart

Man, Rod Stewart is so fucking old he crapped his pants on fucking stage and didn't seem to notice.
by Panocha007 June 8, 2003
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