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turd squirt

1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.

2. A piece of human excrement.

3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
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squirt cork

The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
by TMizzle September 4, 2008
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curry squirts

Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.
Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
by spankington October 19, 2008
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squirt box

when someone is known for having alot of sex
that trick is a squirt box
by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010
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squirt bukkakke

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
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squirt bukkake

The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
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squirting virgin

A Virgin, usually black girl, who is a squirter and only learns about it when she loses here virginity
Man 1: Dude Brooklyn is a squirting Virgin!
Man 2: You mean Adams?
Man 1: Yeah the public health chick! She was a Virgin so I fingered her to warm her up and she squirted all over the couch!
Man 2: That must have been a learning experience lol
by Sam Mill December 31, 2021
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