1. A most vile and wretched mess in your pants which you didn't anticipate.
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
2. A piece of human excrement.
3. Projectile turd dropping. ASSBOMB!
by squirtle! February 14, 2005
Get the turd squirtmug. The large solid compacted turd that retains massive amounts of liquid feces in the bowels. When the squirt cork is expelled, the liquid feces will pour out almost uncontrollably.
I woke up last night with the worst gut wrenching pain. I sat on the toilet for 10 minutes before I eventually passed a huge squirt cork. I finished the paper work, got up and immediately rushed to the toilet again with some explosive diarrhea....once the squirt cork was expelled, the squirts poured out like a california mudslide!
by TMizzle September 4, 2008
Get the squirt corkmug. Burning Diarrhea resulting from consumption of spicy Indian food such as curry, by unsuspecting white people.
Dude 1 : Hey bro that Indian food was the bomb let's do lunch.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
dude 2: Naw man I still have the curry squirts from the last time I had Indian my ass is bleeding.
by spankington October 19, 2008
Get the curry squirtsmug. by kookieDUHH June 2, 2010
Get the squirt boxmug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkakke on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakkemug. The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single woman, who is masturbating as well, and squirt (female ejaculation) on her face several times.
John spotted the whole female basketball team making a squirt bukkake on Susan after the match. He will never be the same.
by shinrational February 21, 2009
Get the squirt bukkakemug. When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
Get the shirt squirtmug.