A Squishy Faced Retard is someone that has a squishy face and is a retard, or incapable of doing some things. Can be pretty offensive if used at the wrong time.
by iqbal February 21, 2007
Get the squishy faced retardmug. A little creme dog with an annoying bark and eye crusties . It is very squishy, it is scared of everything and is quite annoying but cute to every human
by Squishy weener 115 October 28, 2020
Get the Squishy weener pupmug. by zeroPRO15 October 25, 2010
Get the Squishy Moon Piemug. by squishy wishy leonard July 11, 2022
Get the squishy wishy leonardmug. semi-cuddling with a friend that you secretly have feelings for, and dont want to chance ruining your friendship with...
by some dude.... October 15, 2011
Get the poofy squishy timemug. A person who’s a male and has gyno/man boobs and potentially has cheesy leakage from within the nipples.
ME: Damn ur tits are cheesy af foo
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno
Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.
Man: Well I’ve been doing steroids lately and I have gyno
Me: well u should call urself squishy guy titi cuz ur tatas are magnificent.
by I’m Cool and Fart Alot March 22, 2021
Get the squishy guy titimug. When a woman climbs onto a man thats way way too skinny and has to pause every 2 or 3 minutes to make sure they are still breathing and have a pulse...(providing the man has 2 or 3 minutes of stamina that is!)
Rosie proclaimed that riding a dickie squishie was a bit like eatin lobsta legs....by the time all was said and done it wasn't hardly worth the effort!
by Rosie November 16, 2003
Get the dickie squishiemug.