by BuZzToN December 4, 2003
Get the sport-cigarettemug. The greatest car ever made. A Maroon 1990 Dodge Dynasty that as "customized" by Chris Burns and Woody Fentress in the summer of 2000. It's trademarks were the fake shiny $19.99 Trak Auto Rims, the many dents on the bumpers from friends recklessly driving it, and of course the larger than life red decal letters on the back that christened its name. It unfortunately was wrecked, but went out in a blaze of glory on I-695N.
by Pat Lauria November 24, 2003
Get the Dynasty Sportmug. When a male is playing sport/exercising (particularly when it is cold), and the penis and scrotum contract leaving one less endowed
John: "Man your penis is looking a bit small"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
Harry: "What do you expect, I've just played 90 minutes and it's January, I've got a sports willy!"
by MF.AC February 20, 2015
Get the sports willymug. Tom: Hey girl, up for some bedroom sport tonight?
Scarlett: Hell yeah, crank the AC coz it’s gonna get sweaty!
Scarlett: Hell yeah, crank the AC coz it’s gonna get sweaty!
by Handy Solo February 19, 2020
Get the bedroom sportmug. by UrbanDictionaryUser12 November 20, 2021
Get the C4 Sportmug. All this golfing out in the sun has got me sweating. I got that sports gloss. Dude, I'm leaking.....
by MaddogFartface76 April 4, 2021
Get the sports glossmug. A commonly seen dad that is obsessed with their child's athletic ability. These dads can become highly aggressive when their child does something wrong in a sport such as, "pitching the ball an inch too far
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
to the right." These dads are obviously living their life through their sons, just because THEY didn't make it to the pros.
It is very easy to spot these dads at any sport activity. He is the one that is yelling the loudest and saying phrases such as, "Bo', Ima' whoop ur ass when we get home!" Another way to pick these dads out is if their son is the star quarterback, the best pitcher and batter, the point guard, and has sudden bruises on them that you didn't see the day before.
Chad: "Dude, look at Kyle's leg." "He's got a bruise the size of Montana."
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
Ben: "Isn't he supposed to go to USC on a full scholarship?"
Mike: "Yeah, he's really good at baseball too"
(Everyone with rolling eyes): "Sports Dad"
by Michael Sollabec January 25, 2006
Get the Sports Dadmug.