Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.

Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"

by cbizl September 15, 2011

Split skin

Another word for a woman’s vagina

You are such a split skin!!!

by The two 11 yr old boys April 11, 2021

Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!

Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!

by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022

Split Neep

A Scots term for a vagina with larger than normal outer labia. Normally found on heavier women.

Q:My god Jimmy, did you see the fanny on her.

A:Aye Tam, it looked like a split neep

by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010

i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017

Split the Casper

The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.

Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.

by rickabone September 18, 2017

Split Fart

A repulsive fart that spreads throughout the entire room

Ew, he just had a split fart!

by WassabiChild November 19, 2016