me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the I don't speak russian I speak sovietmug. When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
For example:
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.
Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?
Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.
Both: For the motherland.
by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020
Get the soviet suckmug. a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.
It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.
It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.
We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.
by ayobro April 20, 2025
Get the Soviet letter opener machinerymug. we pulled a Rusty Soviet on homeboy when he wouldn't let the gang use his bakery to make bread for the hood.
by jimmyjohnsbqqandgravy December 2, 2018
Get the rusty sovietmug. Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
Get the I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union todaymug. by anonymous September 17, 2020
Get the in soviet russiamug. Not to be confused with the T28 superheavy, the T-28 was a soviet medium tank used in the Second World War, The Winter War, and was designed in 1931 and was produced until 1941. It has up to 80mm of armour. It had a top speed of around 20mph.
Person:“Who can name any tanks from World War Two?”
Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”
Person: “Random but good answer”
Person2: “The T-28 (Soviet) multi turreted tank”
Person: “Random but good answer”
by Glamrock Chica December 28, 2022
Get the T-28 (Soviet)mug.