Smoothie poser

a smoothie poser is someone who is plainly out in the open seen as a poser and doesnt even know. a smoothie poser is someone who sucks really hard at trying to be something theyre are not and gets mad when you point it out to them

real skater: dude you are a smoothie poser and you suck

smoothie poser: shut up you're such a hypocrite

by the barbie massacre May 19, 2010

Pube smoothy

a smoothy made out of strictly pubes and expired milk nothing else will work and is best served lukewarm

Sam: have u tried this new drink called the pube smoothy

James:no
Sam: pass me that razor

by Heheheh-funny April 12, 2022

spilt smoothie

To ejaculate or past tense of ejaculate

Damn , that girl I fucked last night, she spilt smoothie and it got everywhere.

by the machine 9322 September 27, 2017

raspberry smoothie

When one ejaculates into a menstruating women and the creampie produced turns liquid and red, slightly creammy. Consumption is optional.

My love made me a full English, and a raspberry smoothie it was very nutritional.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013

Sauerkraut Smoothie

Convincing an inebriated young lady that you really can last more than two minutes, and actually getting her to leave the bar with you.

Buddy, I managed to get her to come back to my van! Little did she know, I was pulling the ole Sauerkraut Smoothie!! (See ‘Sauerkraut Quickie’)

by AxisRadio August 6, 2021

Smoothie Slap

A smoothie slap is when a person randomly or purposfully walks up to someone holding a smoothie and Slaps it right out of their hand, then says:

"When the FUCK did we get ice cream!?"

Double points if your smoothie drechnes a hot girl with a t-shirt on.

So I walked up to this self rightious preppy kid on a colledge campus and Smoothie slapped him right in front of his hot tennis playing girl friend!

by Mad frenchman in London July 27, 2010

Fruit Smoothie

Advanced sexual maneuver which involves a male inserting fruit into a woman's lady parts, and then mashing them up with his penis until the fruit is the texture of a smoothie.

I needed protein because I had just worked out and I was horny so I gave my girlfriend a fruit smoothie, thereby killing 2 birds with 1 stone.

by Just call me Job September 27, 2010