One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled
by David Vazquez April 18, 2009
Get the Shaft squeezermug. by Drewdiekang November 13, 2017
Get the Shaftingmug. by Haunchy May 1, 2020
Get the Crank shaftmug. Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.
by Razor July 7, 2003
Get the dick shaftmug. A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.
Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
by Skeet Magee May 5, 2007
Get the shaft citymug. by bizzled May 28, 2009
Get the penis shaftedmug. The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?
Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?
Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?
You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.
1 New Message from "Katie<3"
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I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...
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I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...
Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...
by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011
Get the Gettin' the Shaftmug.