One who squeezes the shaft of his penis too hard. usualy refers too a person who is annoying or looks unsettled
by David Vazquez April 18, 2009
by Drewdiekang November 14, 2017
by Haunchy May 02, 2020
Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.
by Razor July 07, 2003
A place of neverending torment, pain, and insurmountable unluckiness. A place where people who get "the shaft" dwell ALL the time. Although not an actual place, it could be in the near future if Tyler and I have to deal with all the bullshit that comes at us.
Seth - "Man my week sucked bro."
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
Tyler - "Tell me bout it man."
Seth - "Dude after getting busted at stephen's by his parents for drinking, not even a week later guess what happens?"
Tyler - "What bro?"
Seth - "On the way to school, I'm driving and I ask God, 'Could things get any worse?' Ten seconds later i get my truck wrapped around a telephone pole. Not to mention my cell phone is gone, I can only drive to school, and I deal with the usual bullshit at school and at the house."
Tyler - "Dude, that's why we live in shaft city. Things will only start looking up when we're dead...in heaven."
Seth - "Probably so...damns.
by Skeet Magee April 26, 2007
by bizzled May 28, 2009
History-
After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.
In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.
From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
After Cain, son of our first father Adam, killed his brother in a horrible episode of jealous rage, he was cursed with a sore curse.
In the Bible we read that a “mark” was put upon Cain; the mark, a skin of darkness, wide nostrils, big lips, curly hair, and additional girth and length in the loins - hence, the shaft of Cain.
From that time, the descendants of Cain have been blessed with the Shaft of Cain.
by HistoryofMan August 27, 2019