Sexual Santa

Someone who is particularly unselfish and giving in the bedroom. Likely to happen only once a year, though not necessarily around christmas time.
My wife was good this year, so I'm going to give her all the sexual presents she wants. Yeah, I'm her sexual santa.
by Associate in Charge March 08, 2014
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Bro-sexual

When straight guy friends display their awesome friendship for one another by bringing out their homosexual side and acting in a gay manner in front of complete strangers.
AJ, Chris, Brandon and Brenton are SO bro-sexual with each other, it makes me wonder if they're really gay.
by SparklinUnicorn October 22, 2010
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Sexual Tiger

A phrase popularized by Jon Lajoie in his movie Show Me Your Genitals. It is used to describe a guy who is good at sex. He feeds on vagina and his love is like lightning.

It is rumored that sexual tigers great sexual techniques originated in China and have been passed on in secret.
That guy I hooked up with last night was a sexual tiger. Not only did he give me two orgasms but also a latent orgasm! I was leaving his place after the great sex, and then the latent orgasm hit me and I came all over my own feet!!
by Xelen May 23, 2009
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sexual salmon

A good center cut piece of salmon that is bought for a significant other, lady friend or Pirate Hooker. With the intentions of having a mind blowing time in a Motel 6 hotel room.
I could tell Tina was enjoying the sexual salmon but something told me it was going to take more.
by Metalandcinnamonrolls November 15, 2018
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Carpet Sexual

The carpet sexual made sweet love to the dark gray carpet
by Ayurpjurp May 29, 2019
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sexually unacceptable

1. someone who could pass as a rapist
2. someone you would never sleep with
Rudy was wearing a drug rug and his hair was a mess. He is so sexually unacceptable.
by yayforoxygen April 22, 2010
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