stadium seating

A clever and often overlooked variation of the "top shelf". This move involves one participant taking a crap in the tank of the toilet. Simultaneously, a second brave soul releives his bowel in the bowl itself.

Chachi had lost his patience with Fritz. He gathered up his new boyfriend Jerv and destroyed Fritz's bathroom with a wicked stadium seating.

by Harold Balsagna May 2, 2010

seat time

Anal sex

It’s my wife and I’s Anniversary! She said she is up for some seat time!

by Jiffygator22 October 3, 2017

county seat

The capital city of a county, from which the county's government operates, and where fairgrounds and regional offices of state agencies are frequently located.

Frisco fills the entire county of San Francisco, so it can't help but be the county seat.

by Downstrike October 23, 2005

Pussy seat

A face where bitches frequently rest their pussies.

"Yo, Derek this bitch is on my pussy seat so often I'm thinking of getting her name tattooed on it."

"Damn J Reuven, yo' pussy seat is still dripping."

by Neighborhood P February 9, 2010

bums in seats

(also "butts in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put bums in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 26, 2006

Bitch Seat

The middle seat of a vehicle. Got it's name for being known to seat bitches, or women.

Kristen can sit in the bitch seat; she's thin.

by Lizxxthexxhoe December 30, 2005

Child Seat

The child seat is a sexual position performed between two men. It occurs when the men position themselves opposite each other; one lies on his stomach, and the other lies on his back, with their legs overlapping. The two men then bend their penii far enough to insert it in their partner's ass. They then move back and forth until orgasm, much like two women using a double ended dildo.

"Dude, you wanna do the child seat?"
"Nah, man. My ass is still pretty raw from last night."
"...Give me a rusty trombone, then."
"Ok"

by The Kewl Kids June 26, 2006