Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024

Chicken Sandwhich

When you dislike someone so much that even the thought of them harmlessly eating a chicken sandwich makes you want to punch them in the face.

Jack: “Did you hear Sally sneeze during the meeting earlier? She’s so rude.”

Carl: “Dude, she didn’t do anything wrong. She just has allergies. You are so chicken sandwhich with her.”

by FIJM June 9, 2018

Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.

That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!

by walter23456 October 18, 2023

Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Guestella Sandwhich

The act of 2 grown men dumping on each other's chest then hugging each other rubbing it in deeper.

Hey Johnie, I hear Chuck would like a Guestella Sandwhich tonight.

by DJKSTICK October 4, 2022

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017