Hand Sandwhich

The act of placing both hands palms facing each other around ones erect Penis. Thus creating a sandwhich while masturbating.

Justin went home and gave himself a Hand Sandwhich.

by Kiefman420 July 8, 2022

Ham sandwhich

I’m built like a ham sandwhich :(

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother…

by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022

Guestella Sandwhich

The act of 2 grown men dumping on each other's chest then hugging each other rubbing it in deeper.

Hey Johnie, I hear Chuck would like a Guestella Sandwhich tonight.

by DJKSTICK October 4, 2022

coonified cheese sandwhich

Something very tasty, can also be used as a greeting

"The monster ate my coonified cheese sandwhich" or as a greeting/in response to hello: "coonified cheese sandwhich"

by Armenian Foil November 23, 2025

Ham Sandwhich

Massive pussy flaps that stick out resembling a ham sandwhich.

She was so ran through that she began to develop a ham sandwhich

by hhjrjkkkllajabn_susan_hehd January 8, 2026

sandwhich

1. The description of a situation where a person wants a sandwich but is presented with several sandwich options and does not know which sandwich to choose.
2. The incorrect spelling of the word sandwich (probably American or at least flyover states).

"There are so many sandwiches to choose from I don't know which to choose, goodness me, I'm in a real sandwhich."
"Y'all I'm dang tootin' sorry for that definition I wrote for sandwhich on UrbanDictionary... I mean't to write sandwich."

by MadDavo March 14, 2023

Sandwhich

A concerningly high amount of people genuinely think this is the correct way to spell sandwich. I searched this term up on here expecting to be called an illiterate moron, but I wasn't.

Bob: I just ate a sandwhich

Jim: Same. I love sandwhiches

Bill: Me too. Sandwiches are my favorite

Bob: Actually, it's spelt sandwhiches

Bill: I'm pretty sure it's not

Jim: I just searched it up on Urban Dictionary and uh, yeah it is

Bill: Well according to Merriam Webs-

Bob & Jim: You're fired, Bill

by wtf do I write in here bro July 18, 2024