Sandusky Shitstorm

When a legendary coach sticks his dick into little boys asses and tells people to move along quickly or nobody gets hurt.

I was recruited by a top national ranked team but gently declined due to the Sandusky Shitstorm.

by Jb23sr July 2, 2016

TIAGO SANTOS

A short hairy dwarf with an average size penis and very sweaty hands. Tiago’s Santos usually have abnormally big heads and smell like beavers sperm.

Have You Seen Tiago Santos?
Yes, he is down The Hill, violently masturbating himself.

by Charles The Beaver November 22, 2021

sandsprings

the town of crack whores and nicotine addicted kids..white people that say “nigga” 🤢and fat people that don’t have jobs👍🏽So sand springs is GREAT.

-WoW sandsprings is great

by Haile🤟🏽 February 23, 2019

Sandusky Squirrelpot

During the act of sex, one must take a shit, piss, and ejaculate into a female's mouth, then mix the ingredients together with your erection. Have the female swallow. Best results are after eating a burrito or mexican related goods.

Last night i gave a girl the Sandusky Squirrelpot and she wanted an encore.

by Popopeirzynski May 1, 2009

sando

abbreviation for sandwich

Geeez, it's after 1pm and I haven't eaten lunch yet. I'm going to go grab a sando!!

by qtgoof December 15, 2010

Asian Sandstorm

When you're banging a girl (or receiving a blow job) on a beach and you blow your load in her face and then take a hand full of sand and throw it in her face.

Dave totally asian sandstormed that bitch at Sylvan Beach last night!!

by Dave the Sex God February 3, 2010

Damien sandow

A wrestler in WWE that knows almost everything. he is as good as triple h at zinging people and is currently teamed up with cody rhodes as "team roades scholars"

he wheres pink tight/trunks and purple knee/armpads.

he is also WWE`s best heel.

tweeter: whats growing inside your beard?

Damien sandow: i keep my beard trimmed every day thank you. what is growing inside your head?

by Mitchwwe December 26, 2012