Rule 137

Rule 137 - The invalidation of the last rule. Aka Rule 136.

Boy - "Here I got you this drink!"
Girl - "Oh. No thank you."
Boy - "Rule 136"
Girl - "Rule 137, bitch."

by Kurapikas_Property December 31, 2020

Rule 141

When you come across something that's completely fucked for no reason, that was worked on by a particular person.

Dev 1: Wow this websites fucked.
Dev 2: It was written by Callum.
Dev 1: Oh, rule 141.

by SausageThief101 June 28, 2014

Rule 110

The Rakesh Paradox. If something Random is said do not reply, or continue it into a conversation, it will only make things worse. If there is a reply, the person replying must be hit 3 times on the arm with a kettle.

"OMG i mean i wouldn't say i'm in love with shovels, but wednsdays can be the nutella."

"WTF are you on about and why nutella"

"Rule 110."

"Oh shit"

*raises kettle*

by TheKeshSeriouslyLikeLegit September 8, 2013

Rule 1001

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Rule 149

Everyone on the internet has an IQ of 150 or higher.

Guy 1: What is your IQ?

Guy 2: It's 150.

Guy 1: So is mine.

Guy 3: Mine is 155 so clearly I am better than you.

Guy 4: Rule 149

by impatient_rationalist January 16, 2009

Rule 1701

One does not fuck with Captain Picard, ever. Or they Die

Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.

by animasdk September 15, 2009

Rule 165

If it exists, then somebody has fucked it

Dude! i just got back from the insect farm, and i totally got head from a millipede!

Tats sick man! and also damn near impossible!

Its rule 165!

...whatever...

by Hal Emmerich July 6, 2008