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Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.
example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.
by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009
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Hickory Ridge Highschool

a highschool in harrisburg, NC thats 5% rednecks, 45% fake rednecks, 25% potheads, 5% blacks and mexicans combined, and 20% preps.
jimmy: where do you go to school?

john: hickory ridge highschool! home of the ragin' bulls!

jimmy: get out of here, you dip doin' pot smokin' fake redneck bastard.
by DiRtY BiT April 22, 2011
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Rudgeson

A Rudgeson is the act of hanging a shit and masterbating at the same time whilst in a public place or at a party.
"Man, Bill has been in the toilet for ages....he must be doing a Rudgeson!"
by KyLeMcG August 24, 2011
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rudening

An erosion of manners, politeness and courtesy over a period of time, resulting in the extinction of such phrases as "Please" and "Thank-you" from the English language.
Rudening is what happens in a society when "Me" becomes more important than "We".
by Planet Kirby January 11, 2010
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Hot Rodger

To take a dump. Deficate. Office slang in honor of a coworker who is know for making his "daily deposit" at work.
example: I had to go make a hot rodger.
by bryophyte March 7, 2005
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Ghost Rudder

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."
by Smith Shark March 31, 2009
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Impressively Rude

when someone you have not seen in a while, like a rediscovery on facebook from 20 years ago from the 5th grade and you are now in your thirties posts..."wow, I didn't recognize you without the glasses, bad haircut...etc...you look great now" translation... "wow, you used to be very ugly in the 5th grade and now you look, well, wow, YOU LOOK GREAT...." impressively rude is when you compliment someone on how they look now in such a way that you insult how they used to look in the process....
Random re-aqaintance to someone they have not seen in a while..

old friend "wow, you look so great now, I barely recognized you because you used to be so fat".
you "um, thanks...I think".

You re-tell the story to an existing friend...so and so was impressively rude when I saw her telling me how great I look now... how fat did she think I was before?
by The one and only Pinksnout December 12, 2009
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