ruben xaus

The greatest motorbike rider of all time. Affiliated with yoghurt. And Kai.

Ruben Xaus is the best motorbike rider.
Ruben "Yoghurt" Xaus

by Ruben Xaus himself October 04, 2004

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.

Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.

by Gregg Chen September 06, 2021

Ruben

Usually associated with a youngboy with a big nose:
Abnormally retarded, Autism
*Has Aids*
Prone to getting rejected by girls

Did Ruben just fail that physics test? He failed the test because his big fucking nose was in the way

by Sean Cuellar October 09, 2018

Ruben is gay

Ruben being gay is some he will never admit but deep down he knows he is gay

Ruben is gay

by Poooooornnnnnn December 31, 2021

Ruben's mom

An unattractive female that randomly sucks dick for no apparent reason

I just sucked some guys dick for no reason

so you are Ruben's mom?

by MortaR213 January 20, 2016

Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.

"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"

by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023

ruben heguertty

a funny and awsome guy who likes meeting new people and also who loves and cares for 1 girl only

that guy really loves his girl,man he such a ruben heguertty

by tres cinco February 13, 2012