Rockstar Games

Rockstar Games is a game developing company which focuses on "freeroam" style gaming. They try to capitalize on just how much you can do in a game while still boring you and all your friends so much that you're going to want to go outside and find something to do.
Oh you want to rob a store? GO FOR IT! But best believe the entire US Military and some are gonna be there to chase you down.

Getting beat up by someone on the street? PUNCH BACK! But wait, there the ENTIRETY OF THE US MILITARY IS AGAIN.
Oh, ok, you're gonna fight other players? Cool! Have fun with no skill auto aim to the head, styled fights. Oh and did i mention you get absolutely nothing from it either? What a steal!
In the end, if you want a game that provides you with the possibility of endless opportunity but somehow just gives nothing, Rockstar Games is the company for you.

Mother 1: "My little Jimmy hasnt stepped foot outside his room in 8 days, it's all that stupid playboxes fault!"

Mother 2: I have the perfect remedy for that, just buy him a game made by Rockstar Games. I bought little Johnny one and he hasnt come HOME for 8 days!"

by Shpoopid November 16, 2019

rakstar

1. A woman with a banarama face whom is especially excited by fried chicken and others whom possess similarly magnificent banarama faces. Her native language is Rakish, which, when spoken, sounds astoninshly like a drunk person with down syndrome. She has a history of bladder-control problems and being ridiculously British.
2. A brown bear.

Rakstar has a beautiful brown bear bananarama face.

by Erin Leigh April 23, 2007

The Robsta

the rob·sta

n : The Robsta is the coolest stud on the face of the earth. Beware, massive amounts of coolness and awesomeness protrude from this fellow. he is the original Robsta. all other Robstas are fakes and frauds. Trying to achive his amazing stature, only to fail horribly.

adj : A word used to describe the coolest of cool. Only ONE can be dubbed "The Robsta". ie: ME.

Me: Friends call me The Robsta.
Random Rob: OH MAN DATZ SO KEWLS I WISH I WUZ LIEK U!
Me: I know, but you can't sorry.
Random Rob: OMGWTF:KILLSSELF:!!

by The Robsta March 15, 2005

Riksta

i would like 2 change my last statement. Ricksta like i said i neva kknow but i dont think he is a legened. if any thing he is a total loser and prob a fut EMO that listens 2 gay music. He is also a virgin as well.

Enuff Said No need to say any thing else about the Wanker. Ahh yea apart from the fact that he is a loser and sits on his fat arse all day LONG.

mEtHoD gUrL says that no 1 likes Riksta.

by mEtHoD gUrL. April 24, 2005

rockstar

Derrogatory term used for persons or groups who feel their social status is greater than it actually is.

Person 1: What's up with this show? Where's the opening act?
Person 2: They showed up, but left because there weren't enough people here...
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I dunno...they're rockstars, I guess...

by kwirk June 3, 2005

rockstar

The act of ejaculating into your hands and smearing the cum all over your knees. After this you slide across the ground on your knees, playing an air guitar, while singing Rockstar by Post Malone.

Wow Post, you look like a real rockstar with that rockstar!

by WHYTETHUNDA October 22, 2018

ronstache

n. The glorious mustache that has led to Ronstache Day (October 30) -- a celebration of all that is good and just.

I had better start growing some hair on my upper lip to prepare for Ronstache Day, otherwise I will look like quite the fool.

by N8 April 15, 2004