retro girl

Attractive older women from the baby boom era who still exude high levels of sexual excitement and fantasy. This can include famous movie stars, singers, and fashion models. Retro girls appeal to nostalgia buffs.

My woman is somewhat older than me, but she is the perfect retro girl, and we get along great!

by chachachimp September 25, 2009

retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.

"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."

by ShawnCP November 3, 2009

Bloody Retribution

The name of the sex act in which a woman is on top of her male partner, then as she climaxes she punches him in the nose, yells "Unicorn Laser Beam" and then uses the blood to draw a unicorn horn on his head.

I found out he was cheating, so I Bloody Retributioned his ass... the picture's on my fridge. Don't you just love unicorns?

by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012

retrieve

Search and find

So as your intellect and emotions in Godly will retrievel

by Hercolena Oliver August 25, 2009

retrocopulation

copulation from behind - synonymous with "doggy style"

My favorite sexual position is retrocopulation.

I loved her ass so we retrocopulated all night!

by Jason Adams May 10, 2006

retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

by markwill April 4, 2008

retraction period

The time frame after a penis ejaculates during which the penis will remain soft because of the loss of semen that it has endured. Time length will vary by male.

The male whose penis has just ejaculated will usually want nothing to do with anything sexual until his semen level goes back to normal.

Because he just ejaculated, he's now on his retraction period and wants nothing to do with anything sexual.

by TheOneWhoSeriouslyKnows May 20, 2009