oral velvet

The sound of Stephen Colbert's voice.

Mark: Oh, what is that oral velvet broadcasting from the television?
Luke: It's the Colbert Report, you pretentious fuck!

by markwill May 08, 2008

retro abortion

When a parent kills their child AFTER s/he has been born.

Dad: "Tina, if you come home after 11 I'm going to retro abortion your ass!"

by markwill April 04, 2008