Raisoning

The sexual fantasy of licking a women's vagina for hours on end until the vagina wrinkles into a raison like texture.

Dude 1: WOW! You saw that girls body!?

Dude 2: Are you kiddin' me? Im'a be raisoning her all night!

Dude 1: Fo sho!

by Doodlez8 November 29, 2010

Razor tight

Extremely close. A mixed metaphor (of "razor-thin" and simply "tight") commonly heard from television news reporters during election season, referring to the closeness of a race between candidates.

News anchor: "As you can see here, John, the presidential race is holding at 47 percent for each candidate. It's a razor tight margin."

by rk96 November 6, 2012

razorluvr2000

razorluvr2000 is the hottest person alive, plus he is very funny and cool and did i mention VERY hot?

“Yo have you seen razorluvr2000 on tiktok?”

“Yeah ! he’s so pretty and very funny”

by deeznuts7373893 June 23, 2021

Razor

Little wolfy boy that’s so adorable and strong af. Someone pls find his family

I’m broke in primos because of razor.

by paylessshoes69 March 23, 2021

razor shit

A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!

Dude, I had such bad razor shit that when I wiped- it was 40% shit and 60% blood.

by ozzoloc November 30, 2003

razor toes

Someone who has long, sharp toenails that constantly seems to stab you with them in bed. Makes for a long night and a short relationship.

Molly kept trying to spoon me. However, I wanted no part of it because she kept stabbing me with her razor toes.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

Raimondi Rainbow

Howdy, this term refers to an act carried out by 3 or more persons, 4 being the optimum number, with a minimum of one from each sex. One happy member will play the part of the 'pot of gold'

The 1st colour of the rainbow is formed by performing cunilingus on a menstruating female. The gobbled up blood is then gently spat into the mouth of one of your sexual partners. (the mouth being the previously mentioned 'pot of gold')

The 2nd colour of the rainbow is formed by performing fellatio on the male member of the group. Once climax hs been reached and ejaculated into the mouth of the fellatio performer, the contents are again spat into the 'pot of gold'.

The 3rd colour of the rainbow is formed with some gentle rimming of either partner. With some encouragement, a quick push and some previously eaten prunes, one partner shall shit in the mouth of the other. Again this is passed on to the 'pot of gold'.

The 4th colour is a nice, attractive golden colour, this helps compliment the darker browns in the rainbow. One member, (again, this member is up to the choice of all involved) shall urinate into the mouth of another member. This receiving member shall lovingly pass the contents into the 'pot of gold'.

Now that the rainbow has 4 distinct colours, it's time to enjoy it. The 'pot of gold' can enjoy the contents privately or they can share them with their chosen 'leprechauns'.

More colours maybe added.

May I suggest we perform a Raimondi Rainbow and eat the delightful contents with some crackers and cheese?

sounds good, sounds good.

by Mr big Hands November 3, 2011