roflshtmpbthaints

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard that my pelvis begins to hurt and I need to stop.

dude 1: hey u wanna hear a joke?
dude 2: yeah. wat is it?
dude 1: poop.
dude 2: ROFLSHTMPBTHAINTS!!!!!!!

"aww dude, my pelvis still hurts from the time i was roflshtmpbthaintsing last night"

by jimjams5 May 16, 2010

ROFLSHDMTSFO

Rolling on the floor laughing so hard I dropped my taco and my sumbraro fell off!!

That was so funny that i was ROFLSHDMTSFO!!

by emmayoudontknowme April 20, 2011

ROFLSHMSFOACMT

ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD MY SOMBRERO FELL OFF AND CRUSHED MY TACO

Geary: Dude, my taco just broke...

Dean: OMG! ROFLSHMSFOACMT!!

Geary: What?!

by Mr. CoolBeans September 27, 2011

rofessional

Person who really has no set profession.

Im a rofessional !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022

ROFLSHTYDBTHTBADBYSYDDBTQOSWHCBAYHSIFH

rolling on floor laughing so hard that you died but there happened to be a doctor beside you so you didnt die but thhe queen of sheeba wanted her crown back as you had stolen it from her.

dude i was just ROFLSHTYDBTHTBADBYSYDDBTQOSWHCBAYHSIFH

by LOLAGE MAN January 9, 2011

roflstomp

When you see a WoW addicted tool walking out of the Best Buy doors with the new Burning Crusade expansion pack, and you without thought, rock his shit like the little nub that he is. You follow all of this up by a swift stomp to his face, and scream " PWNT " then walk away as if nothing had happened.

" Dude, that little WoW faggot just got fucking roflstomped. "

by ROFLSTOMP4K January 16, 2007

ROFFLES

ROFFLES n
1. A profane and useless term. Its literal definition is "anus of chimp".
2. Used mainly to annoy people on forums, however it can also be used as a spiffy can-opener.

1. The monkey's anus was a ROFFLE.
2. I used a ROFFLE to open the gravy.

by Stilleas February 8, 2004