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remasterbated

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.
Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.
by Assweepay July 3, 2007
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Remose

To remember a good time in life. Made popular by the philanthropist Seaside.
We went to the high school reunion to remose about seaside and his sexy ways.
by vincentharris October 21, 2007
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Remsenburg

A town in eastern Long Island. yea thats pretty much it. not 1 store. 2/3 the population disappears after labor day. Lots of great dead ends for hooligans, which is the only reason to be in Remsenburg unless you're doing landscaping or live there year round.
Yo, meet me in Remsenburg.
The spot?
Yea the Remsenburg spot.
Word see you soon.
by Bang Bro January 2, 2012
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Remsen

Generally a shithole located 35 miles north of Utica in upstate New York. Nothing ever good happens here. There is only 500 people and half are retarded or incest. There are many backroads and parts of remsen you wouldnt be caught dead walking alone for example spall road. Why? a man with a fucking dildo for a leg with most likely hurt you. Oh yeah and that fucking creepy hitchhiker that noone ever picks up. And again there are a few good houses here and there on main street,far away from main, and on the lakes here and in the generally "safe areas" but other then that its trailer trash heaven. If you like to farm, chew, wear the same shirt everyday, or fuck your mom, Remsen is perfect for you! The only time remsen is semi normal is when all the utica fucks come up for barnfest! how lovely! A remsen kid usually spends their time on the weekends by getting completly wasted in the woods or at house partys with the entire senior class and a few juniors and college students. We also have to combine our partys with adirondack and holland patent students just to make it look like we have friends. The Remsen kids also drive roughly 35 miles just to get to the nearest grocery, movie theatre, or mall. The only thing we have is the Soda Fountain which is a 50s themed resturant where one could buy a 10 dollar hamburger! how ironic that noone in remsen can afford it! Crime here is about 90 percent but we also never get caught. The most unpopular person is our school principal. Remsen is a class D school and all our sports suck. The girls soccer team is better than the guys which is terribly sad. We have a few gods in track who go on the state qualifiers, and states, but that only happens once every 3 years. The staff at remsen is a joke none of the teachers have an education, so there for they cant pass the knowledge they don't have down to the students so therefore we are all dumb. The gym teachers are a joke they love 15 year old pussy and they are not afraid to show it! But anyway if your on route 12, and see the remsen sign (I dont think there is a sign) never turn right keep going straight visit old forge or something! NEVER GO HERE
KID-hey mom do you want to go to remsen today?

MOM- no son, last time we went there we hit a cow with our car and ruined it.

KID-thats to bad I like looking at those freaks.
by remsen kid January 31, 2009
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remuera tractor

A large SUV or Peoplemover that is used only on city streets in a mistaken belief that it is safer than a car or station wagon. Replaces Remuera Battletank
Ratehr than drive a simple station wagon, most suburbanites prefer something huge and permanenet 4wd like a Remuera Tractor.
by D F Stuckey August 26, 2005
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Ham Rebush

To insert a ham with bone into a cavity (ass or vagina) and remove the bone leaving the ham in place. This provides a re-sizing of the "over stretched" orifice to a "like new" diameter.
She was so loose, I had to do a "Ham Rebush" in order to feel anything.
by Po' Boy 2 June 20, 2007
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Remson

someone who is so white it is funny when he tries to act gangster; the whitest kid you'll ever meet
White kid: What up big guy?
Gangster: Nothin.
White kid: That's legit.
Gangster: Yous a Remson son
by Hot Wuk January 14, 2008
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