reetbot

noun, adjective: a more politically correct, socially acceptable way of referring to a person with considerably sub-par intelligence; a synonym for the popular, but outdated term 'retard.'

It was my intention to wear the life jacket on the bus and act like a total reetbot.
OR
That defunct toaster is totally reetbot.

by Kaïla & Flanny June 11, 2008

reetchy

A superhuman sex being, made for pure lovemaking and satifaction. A dreamboat with a small unit.

Jackie: Have you seen reetchy in wentz lately?

Megan: Yah!! Isn't reechy a hunk? Too bad he's only got 3/4 of an inch to work with.

Jackie:Yah..he needs an extension

by Big E October 29, 2004

reetsngreetsn

A contraction of reet (meaning "Alright?") and greets (meaning "Greetings!"). Translated into full English, it can be read as "Greetings friend, how are you?".

Bill: Reetsngreetsn, Jeff.
Jeff: Hey Bill, I'm good, you?

by John Preston May 5, 2008

Reeterteet

The denial of inserting the tongue into ones mouth during kissing by clenching of the teeth .

I was kissing my new girlfriend the other day and decided to take things up a notch by going for the french when she completely denied me and gave me the reeterteet.

by VanDangle March 1, 2009

reetesh

He is very quite person but he can be hella funny too and he is always saying werid stuff. He is a cute guy who keeps everything to himself but if he finds someone that he can trust he will be very open with you. He is sexually active too. Reetesh is just the man! He falls in love very quick and sticks with one girl if he likes her. Ritesh has a great personality but is very shy to express himself and is not that confident. All reetesh ever needs is love in his life and he is happy!

I wish i had reetesh in my life
He so much like reetesh

by Quite buddy November 24, 2021

Reety

Someone with low intelligence/stupid. Some view it as a short form for “retard”.

“Carrissa you are such a reety”

by Mikado07 April 18, 2023

Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".

Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."

by Reetlord December 6, 2009