quarantine effect

Doing something dumb and blaming it on isolation from COVID-19.

I almost gave myself bangs when I woke up because of the quarantine effect.

I just ran 4 miles and oddly didn't feel thirsty because of the quarantine effect.

I just deep cleaned my whole house and then made myself Ramen because of the quarantine effect.

by why do people like cheese? March 24, 2020

quarantine dream

like a fever dream but cause by quarantine depression

i had the most vivid quarantine dream last night

by get ur bread up March 22, 2020

quarantine

It's where you have to stay at home for 40 days, because French for 40 is quarante. But it's mistaken by idiots who think quarantine is another word for coronavirus.

Me: What does quarantine mean?
Nerd: Coronavirus!
Me: No, it means where you have to stay at home for 40 days.
Nerd: You patronising smartass, you are dumb.
Me: You are dumb with nerd glasses on, but maybe you know a lot about algorithms.

by Power476 January 20, 2021

Office Quarantine

When any office colleague because of some or other reason keeping themselves little isolated from other colleagues.

Seems you are on office quarantine and keeping yourself isolated from others?

by DrShan February 15, 2022

Coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

It’s the new Netflix and chill, imax and climax, etc in the time of coronavirus pandemic.

Person to attractive quarantine candidate: coffee, kiss, and quarantine?

Candidate: thanks, but id rather go shopping for disinfectant wipes with you unless you have a fever.

by Doctor.vin March 13, 2020

Quarantine quencher

One who quenches the thirst of a quarantined human in need of sexual stimulation through virtual means.

I sent him a sexy pic during quarantine and he said “Becky, You’re such a Quarantine Quencher!”

by Steenaweena March 31, 2020

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021