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Sump Pump

A sex move where the male ejaculates within the female's anal cavity then proceeds to suck the ejaculate back out using his mouth
"I was hittin it from the back and lost my cool, almost had to pull a Sump Pump"
by TayZonday2.0 June 22, 2019
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Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.
Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.
by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011
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Sunshine Pumping

Noun or Verb. It's the "Pollyanna approach" people, especially politicians and advertisers, use to persuade others that things are better than they really are in order to get what they want, your votes, your money etc. Politicians often do this when describing their accomplishments, especially the U.S. president in his State of the Union address. Advertisers make these exaggeratedly positive or down right untrue claims to convince the consumer that their product will "completely solve the problem" if the consumer only "acts now". This sunshine pumping benefits only the pumper at the expense of the one it is erroneously poured upon.
Barack Obama's grossly positive State of the Union address was full of sunshine pumping in hopes that the American public would forget the reality of the current recession and be so convinced of its supposed economic recovery that they would reelect him in 2012.

I was so sunshine pumped by the used car salesman that I ended up paying 5K over the car's actual value.
by Your Wordsmith February 21, 2012
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pump a dump

to jack off and take a shit at the same time. Double the pleasure, double the fun.
I was feeling very horny but had to take a shit so why not kill 2 birds with one stone and pump a dump?
by ohnobo August 10, 2009
mugGet the pump a dumpmug.

Lil pump

A smart lad who rejected his acceptance to Harvard to pursue his dream of becoming a rapper; says esskeitt alot, and is obsessed with iCarly
"Have you heard of lil pump?"
"Yeah man he declined Harvard to pursue his dream"
by TrapL0rd69 August 16, 2017
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Pump fat

When a fat woman wears high heels and the top of her foot pours out of the shoe
Man, her fat ass knows she shouldn't have worn those shoes. Look at all that pump fat (point to feet)
by johnathan gibbs November 24, 2003
mugGet the Pump fatmug.

Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.
by johny twobyfour June 11, 2008
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