When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.
Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.
by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018
Get the Professiopinion mug.A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.
The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”
by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018
Get the Professional shaper mug.The verb used for a professor when he quickly dismisses a students logical arguemnet against what the professor is saying. He may use a arguemnet not associated with critical thinking, or a valid statement with no chance of rebuttal by the student.
The professor was profissing when he said it was ok to use tap water as contact lense solution. I stated this is false because you can lose your eye sight to infection or amoeba. He replied only 6 people in the United States lost their eyesight last year because of this, so the chances are low. He quickly went back to his lecture and didnt call on me when i reaised my hand to reply. My reply would have been the risk is too great to consider contact lense solution replacable by tap water.
by james kq12345 November 25, 2018
Get the profissing mug.Teacher : What do you think of as your future career?
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
Girl : I will be be a professional fuckee.
Teacher : (puzzled) Could you tell us about that job?
Girl(Bitch) : It is a professional job that requires 'special education'(sex) from primary or secondary school.
You can earn much money, but it requires certain physical traits.
This is also a very traditional job, since it has existed since the dawn of civillization.
Teacher(Naive): OK.
by Jekr December 30, 2018
Get the Professional fuckee mug.Variant of the term Battle Rattle. In this case it means wearing a suit and tie. This phrase is likely used by veterans who try to avoid wearing suits but are in a profession that requires wearing a suit.
Because we are meeting with the CEO of the company, we need everyone in professional battle rattle for the meeting. No Jeans, or T-Shirts with funny pictures folks.
by cw42 October 13, 2019
Get the Professional Battle Rattle mug.A person who is overqualified to be just a literal bum, they are exceptionally skilled in the art of their trade.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
Their lively-hood consist of a very strategic master manipulation ploy to go above and beyond all acts of the call of duty BUMISM!
To be considered a professional ass bum you must NEVER be able to keep a job past a 2-4 week time period. Always, find a way to not keep a job...EXCUSES!
You must always appear to look like you are indeed not a bum.
You must be an expert in doing ABSOLUTELY nothing, yet appear to be EVERYTHING.
To become a master in Professional Ass Bumism... you sabotage everything around you that does NOT benefit you.
Only a Professional Ass Bum has the ability to make a career out of this lifestyle.
by ThaRealZaddddy12 November 7, 2019
Get the Professional Ass Bum mug.A sarcastic way of saying someone is a comedy writer; these types of people are always joking around.
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