Price Cap

A term used by corrupt governments to regulate how much companies can bend over their customers and spread those cheeks.

British energy suppliers: “We want to f*** our customers and charge them even more money because we can.”

UK Government: “No problem we will just increase the price cap. How much do you want to charge them?”

British energy suppliers: “Thanks, a 300% increase should be enough. Can’t wait to announce record profits.”

by Conway6288 August 26, 2022

joe priced

Verb. Going out all night resulting in being unable to function at all the next day

I wont be making lunch because I got Joe Priced last night

by fishofilet May 5, 2019

Brintton Price

best teacher ever. but too much hw

Who's that cool guy over there?
Oh that's BRINTTON PRICE, he's the man.

by imabitchtbh May 10, 2016

brandon price

The inflated price one pays for goods.

I need to out gas in my car but I don't want to pay the Brandon price.

by Brett Birdsall March 31, 2022

brown-price

The monetary amount required by the payee to allow the payor unrestrained freedom to use the payee’s anus and anal cavity for any purpose.

Hey bro, what’s your brown-price? I’m looking for some tight butthole tonight.

by shit-dick March 7, 2020

eva price

The best person in the world, golden hair, amazing blue eyes and a great personality

Eva - hey who are you?
Girl 1 - omg!! Are you Eva price?

Eva - yeah why
Girl 1 - your so pretty and I want to be like you

by Eva price March 29, 2022

kylie price

the most amazeing person ever and the best friend you will ever have

oh hey look its kylie price

by rdtfgyutfghj May 17, 2018