tim precious

Cross dressing one trick pony, bendy and fleshy helmet

Tim Precious

by Arthur Norris January 8, 2004

precious

What Gollum keeps calling this ring I wear that I've had all my life, and keeps stalking me to this very day for it ... the little faggot bit my ear off for it the other day!

My Preciousssss! They took my Precioussss! GOLLUM!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

precious bounty

a. 4GB microdrive extracted from certain cheap MP3 players.
b. pristine honey hole uncovered after ripping off a virgin girl's underwear.

Tear it open to extract the precious bounty.

by TObject May 25, 2004

precious bitch

1) (noun) A woman who a man sees as having ideal feminine qualities; a woman who is pure of heart, is inherently kind, humble, and modest, when in actuality she should could easily brag about her amazing qualities. She is naturally submissive with a worthy man, and she might act on this aspect of herself if she senses that he truly cares about her well being and that he has her best interests at heart; she personifies the ideal of gentle femininity. The precious bitch is a woman, though gentle and tender, has sexual kinks that many would not expect her to attain so naturally; these kinks go beyond what is considered socially acceptable within most lifestyles. No one is perfect, but a precious bitch is to be treasured.

1) I met this amazing girl yesterday, and everything about her exudes femininity in its purest form; she really is a precious bitch.

by Ilefidoz November 4, 2015

Pervious

To be more of a pervert then the person that is doing the perving.

"Be more pervious then that pervert!"

by Gabbzie. January 27, 2009

Precious

Slang for an ugly baby with no redeeming qualities.

Oh, is that your baby?(cause i thought it was the midget from willow with a shaved head) Isn't she...precious.

by sethlow September 29, 2005

Precious

A naija gal who is the most ghetto person you will ever meet. She is a really good friend who will always make you laugh when youu are in the saddest times. She usually wears purple du-rags around her head and goes bear foot outside. You would think that she was born like this... but no. It developed with time after she was knocked off her bike by one of her neighbors.

Person 1 : "Precious , How ah you?"

Person 2: "I thank God , ohh ."

Person 1: "I'm going to McDonalds"

Precious: "But.. there's soup in the house."

Person 1: "Precious."

Precious: "Yes? (: "

Person 1: " *closes door. * "

by JBVS July 21, 2011