Preacher

Also see the word "Fucknut"

Dude, you're pulling a Preacher

by Ali November 28, 2004

preacher creature

a cocky religious freak (usually christian)constantly scoping out groups at public places to force there religion on them. they aproach with a freindly yet cheesy disposition, trying to be your freind and asuming theres somthing missing in your life. (also known to sneak into punk shows to express there opinion to those they think are living lives of darkness.)they usually beleive any athiest or independent thinker needs to be "saved". they can be dealt with by ignoring and walking away, or crushing them with your own thoughts and beleifs, usually leaving them speechless to respond.

Christian- "You are all living lives of darkness and need to be saved"

punks- "Go home preacher creature."

by skank89 September 2, 2008

preface

Life prior to signing up with facebook

The preface was found to be quite mundane.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

preface

preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum

I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!

by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

Preaching Wombat

The act of two homosexual men rubbing their nipples on one another, one of the males (1) then proceeds to drop plants on the ground. While the second male (2) eats the plants from the ground, taking the bait, the other male (1) brutally rapes him. Before ejaculation, the two finish off by praying to their god.

Ossian and Isak performed the Preaching Wombat yesterday! Ossian took the bait. The ambulance arrived shortly after it ended.

by OssianO May 6, 2011

prejact

A premature ejaculation. Creaming your pants.

I hope I don't ejact on my big date.

Ewwww mom Billy just ejacted.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

preacher guards

An elite guard that protect preachers from any hostility.
Will attack the protester if the protester uses physical force on a preacher.
So if you are triggered that a preacher is hating on you for being a lgbt, just walk away because any sudden movement from you will set the guard or guards off.

The preacher guards are rarely found in anti lgbt movements because of their aggressiveness.

by The def master November 8, 2019