Prehab

When someone is not in rehab yet, but it is clear that they will end up there, one way or another.

"He talks about drugs so much, that druggernaut is gonna end up in prehab."

by Tyler, The Crusader September 25, 2019

Preheating the Oven

A mental state of anticipation, specifically which occurs after one has consumed a marijuana edible, and before feeling baked.

“Are you fucking high??” “Umm, no. No, I’m just preheating the oven, dude. I only had that edible 20 minutes ago.” “Well then you’re just dumb. Also, nice Phrase, thou hast.”

by ScroopieNoopers May 28, 2020

Premala Effect

A facade of choice, in which you feel powerless to oppose and refuse to escape from, out of guilt and fear of missing out.

Miss Angela giving OPTIONAL extra lessons but is actually hella compulsory. Is this the Premala Effect?

by Lorelaiby July 29, 2020

Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

The sperm that is ejaculated from rest at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an unbalanced force or object.

I unfortunately developed : Premature ejaculatory discombobulation following Newton's 1st Law

by Curry The Wise March 11, 2021

Prehysterical

Sonething that is hysterical before it is funny so something that was funny before you said it aloud

Oh that idea was prehysterical

by Le magitha April 27, 2022

The Preems

A good strain of pot that is skunky, tastes good, and gets you higher than most other strains.

Example 1: I just grabbed..it's the preems!

Example 2: You gots..oh yeah..the preems!

by Northern Lights April 17, 2005

premature celebration

Throwing a party or celebrating an event before it is appropriate. Most often done in an effort to fit the schedule of someone other than the party honoree.

Kelly: Why are we having cake today? Isn't Cara's birthday next Friday?

Mark: Yeah, but her boss is on vacation next week, so we're having a premature celebration.

by Fireball D May 7, 2009