A woman’s butt that is so strong, she can use it to crack pistachios. Even the ones at Walmart that were probably packaged centuries ago.
Man- Darn, I want to crack my Walmart Pistachios!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
Woman- Boy, don’t worry. I’m a real Pistachio Butt!
by /weird February 12, 2019
Get the Pistachio Butt mug.Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."
Bob: "Fuck."
by kufye October 17, 2021
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Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.
"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"
by drf__ January 26, 2010
Get the Random pasta mug.one day, some random girl on ig wrote me that she is hungry. So i was like "i love pasta, do u want sum?" and she immidiately started spamming words like "AHHHHH", "YEAHHHHHH", "OMGGG YEAAEAEAEASSSS" "OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS SO TASTYYYY".
i was real scared that day.
i think she was from Italy, not going there ever again.
i was real scared that day.
i think she was from Italy, not going there ever again.
by ellmo42 December 22, 2020
Get the word "pasta" fetish mug.pasta made by a ching, it is far more less tasty as is made in china where they use 2 year old's on a production line, they also make the pasta. These kids can also be called baby pasta chings.
by casualracist May 7, 2023
Get the China pasta mug.by Ben Bitdittle November 6, 2019
Get the drop the pasta mug.Pasta is a song written and performed by the band New Rules which celebrates self love and encourages people to feel good about themselves.
Being 'not very Pasta' is going against the message of the song and being mean to people.
Being 'not very Pasta' is going against the message of the song and being mean to people.
Kelly: *uploads picture to social media*
Jodie: that's not your best picture Kelly, you look ugly.
Kelly: Jodie, that's not very Pasta of you!!
Jodie: that's not your best picture Kelly, you look ugly.
Kelly: Jodie, that's not very Pasta of you!!
by jade2143 March 3, 2020
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