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possum flogging

Trying to wake up a whiskey dick. So named for the dead, unresponsiveness of a whiskey dick (playing possum) and the vigorous assault one makes on said dick in an attempt to wake it up.
Went home from the bar with some skank and was possum flogging for half an hour trying to get it up!
by Two-Bits January 9, 2009
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Possum Turd

Possum Turd: A small cigar.
Why do you smoke those Possum Turds? Here smoke a man size cigar!
by Haveagoodone August 24, 2008
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Playing possum

When someone fakes their own hanging auto erotic asphyxiation death in order to have a paramedic or medical examiner come and pick up their body. At which point said person would ejaculate on paramedic/medical examiners face
**** you're laying on the floor with a belt around your neck still attached to the broken shower curtain with you pants around your ankles, hard as a penguins dick in a blizzard "****

-Enters Paramedic/ Medical Examiner, kneels down close-

"How long has he been laying ther......(hot load is shoots directly across her face) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!! CALL THE COPS, THIS SHIT HEAD IS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!"
by Chris with a K August 20, 2021
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Ugly Possum

Anyone who is an ugly possum and/or has the potential to reach the level of ugly possum-esk.
Oh Em Gee I am Cleo and I am such an ugly possum and no one will ever love me.
by FesterFesterChildMolestr August 16, 2011
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pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
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Mama Possum

A slang form of people named Macaulay. This man is incredibly sloth like and spends most of his time in front of XBOX and playing with action figures. He is commonly noticed staring at girls from a distance, and may suddenly appear behind you without notice coming from the shadows. If bitten by him, check for rabies.

Most women wish they could understand the deepness of his quietness. While he may appear quiet, his brain is actually discovering the atomic mass of the woman standing next to him.
Girl 1 says, "Oh my gosh look at the guy staring at me. He is such a Mama Possum!!"

Girl 2: "Goodness Mama Possum, her face is up here, not down there!"

Girl 3: "Ah! Don't scare me like that! You just pulled a Mama Possum coming from the shadows like that.
by Wildboyz July 24, 2009
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Feeding the Possums

The act of taking a big shit. Something a possum would eat. Possums eat anything. Seriously.
Honey:"What's taking so long dear?"

Dear:"I'll be there in a minute Honey, I'm feeding the possums!"
by Darkmatter65 May 15, 2010
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