People Magazine

A magazine that follows around celebrities and reports their breakups, makeups, fights "facebook and or twitter wars" and everything else.
Usually everything is fake.
Also, People would rather talk about Brad Pitt than a girl found. after 28 years.

Becky: I hate People Magazine, those liars.

by insertstupidwittyfunnynamehere February 27, 2011

The Free People Affect

n. -the way that a person can wear a heinous piece of clothing, but only if it is from a popular brand, i.e. Free People. If said ugly piece of clothing is from a "lame" brand, i.e. Aéropostale the garment in question is instantly recognized as the abomination it truly is.

clothing snob: Wow that's an interesting shirt...

aeropostale fan: Oh thanks, it's from my fave store, Aeropostale.

clothing snob: Ewww people still shop there? That shirt is so ugly I just vurped.

aeropostale fan: Did I say Aeropostale? I mean Free People!

clothing snob: Oh really? I was just kidding. It's so cute! Can I borrow it?

bystander: Wow, talk about the Free People Affect...!

by Wicked Stepmom October 6, 2013

peopley

an over abundance of people

" hey, let's go its too peopley in here!"

by rudy mcswoody December 7, 2014

several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

by Flamevell June 2, 2018

people mountain people sea

This word is from a Chinese idiom.It means there are a lot of people in a place, which is very crowded. It is usually used to describe a big event or a scene.

The parade is great, there is people mountain people sea.

by Carol likes carrots March 27, 2009

pole syrup

(from the French "sirop de poteau") What Quebecers and others call imitation "breakfast syrups" like Mrs. Buttersworth or Log Cabin - suggesting that they are made by tapping dead telephone poles rather than real maple trees.

"Oh man, she made me pancakes in the morning, right? But all she had to put on them was some disgusting pole syrup!"

by smendler March 15, 2012

pole session

the fine art of masterbating

after spying on your mom in the shower i went back into you room and had a massive pole session

by jeff petch January 26, 2008