Pop a nut

when you sit on your njt at the perfect angle to hurt but not crush it- it ofte shoots out from under you
Hence "popping" a nut

I sat down and popped a nut. It hurt like a crazy mutherfucker!!!

I sat and yelled fuck!! Who knew today would be a bad day to wear boxers. Idk id pop a nut!

by A phish December 18, 2009

pop a molly

The act or process of taking an Extacy Pill.

"Be right back guys, gonna go 'pop a molly'"

by boobiesman August 19, 2013

Pop A Chimichanga in the Microwave

1. Yet another euphemism for whackin' it.

Be right back guys, I'm gonna go pop a chimichanga in the microwave, if you know what I mean...

by Mirre June 11, 2006

Popalonka

When a person pops shit out of a girls or guys if you swing that ways ass.

Mike popalonka'd shayne.

by Mike Nevis March 24, 2007

popaphobia

Fear of the pope.
Fear of men wearing tall, highly decorated spear-head-shaped hats and wielding shepherd's crooks.

I used to be Catholic, but I de-converted after developing popaphobia.

by Shari Fowler March 19, 2008

popadol

a doll holding a popsicle

alan - whats that?
steve - a popadol, wanna lick?

by Alan Stevez August 9, 2009

King Popalop

A proper name given to a man who continuously betrays the trust of his significant other, and excels at it. King Popalop not only looks to cheat, he makes cheating an art, leading others to ask: "Does he know how to do anything besides cheat on his wife/girlfriend?"

Setting - a bar

Bob: Where did Bill go?
Fred: I don't know he was just talking to some girl by the bar.
Bob: I wonder where he is. I'll call his cell phone.

Bill's cell phone: Ring. Ring.

Bill: Yo Bob, whats goos?
Bob: You tell me whats goos. Where you at?
Bill: In this girl's crib right now, with eleven of her girlfriends.
Bob: Yo you are King Popalop right now!

by Fact February 12, 2004