pole smoking

cock sucking

Dude, that guys a pole smoking faggot.

by kirby April 21, 2004

pole dancing

when someone dance around a pole, usually exotically.

that bitch does the best pole dancing with your top off.

by call me joe January 21, 2003

pole strap

One who is annoying and in total ignorance of it. Similar to douchebag but not as mean spirited.

Often times will be upper class person or act in a privileged fashion with no regard for how his behavior affects others.

Pole strap connotes a combination of the male genitals and a lesbian type sexual aid. It also connotes someone who is driving and wraps (i.e straps) himself around a pole through careless driving. Taken together the two images suggest a phony tool barely usable for getting off and reckless destructive behavior. Entertaining but ultimately disposable.

"The guy was at the driving range talking on his speakerphone while hitting his bucket of balls. What a pole strap!."

"Some pole strap decided to mow his lawn at 6 AM and woke up the neighborhood. When I went to confront him about it he invited me to his cookout. Nice guy, but a total pole strap"

"So the DJ, in pole strapping fashion, decides to play Norah Jones music and the whole club clears out."

by pillboxhat June 2, 2010

hocker pole

In the late 1970’s, early 80’s, kids in Scranton, Pennsylvania designated one pole on the school playground to be the hocker pole, where at lunch or recess, kids would spit there lung or nasal congestion.

“I just threw that kid into the hocker pole. He has everybody’s germs now.”

by Nepatrish March 20, 2019

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

by Teek1247 June 14, 2017

pole jam

a pipe coming vertically out of the ground. usually as a barrier between automobiles and the side of a building, etc. but said pipe has been carelessly backed into, leaving it at or near a 45 degree angle, rendering it skatable.

i found a wicked pole jam and pole jammed it 5th try!

by viciousk March 11, 2009

drop pole

1. Phrase used when a guy has to urinate.

Damn man I drank way to much. I'm a about to go drop pole!

by Gotlife March 16, 2011