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Toilet Padding

Protection against splashback via loading the toilet bowl with large amounts of toilet paper, creating a cushion-like padding in which poo may be gently dumped.
"Man, I used so much fucking Toilet Padding it almost clogged the pipes! Fucking half the whole roll man! If I hadn't, that shit man, it would have soaked my ass like a depth charge had gone off."
by Arkhangelsk July 19, 2009
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Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...
The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.
by Miss November April 19, 2009
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pudding

The best darn food in the world. It is basically flavoured sauce.
Adrian says, "I like pudding."
by Daniel Loke October 14, 2003
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pudding creeper

A Relatively creepy person who is upsetting by their vibe
The man in the van was a total pudding creeper
by Bignastytaters November 19, 2013
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pudding pusher

1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."

"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."

"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."

"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
by amandaul October 20, 2014
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pudding roll

A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy April 19, 2018
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Drama Pudding

When two or more people are going back and forth with each other, and you're an innocent bystander, this is what you relax and enjoy. Tastes kind of like vanilla, and the bigger the bowl, the better. Best enjoyed on a lawn chair.
Person A: You're such an asshole, why'd you say that about my girlfriend?
Person B: It's all true, she's a fucking whore and sleeps around!
Person C: -unfolds lawn chair- Mmmmmm.. anyone else want some of this delicious Drama Pudding?
by Billeh Goat August 23, 2009
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